Bottle one and Bottle two

Bottle one said to bottle two
Im green and red and very blue
I wear the branded royal shoe
And go to all the parties too
I eat in diamond golden plates
My houses, they have silver gates
I sit with all the royal kings
And play with all the royal things
I walk on carpets soft and fat
I pet peacocks and panther cats
I drink the smoothest finest wine
And own the biggest diamond mine

So who are you dear bottle two?
Bottle two said I love you.

mr. clumsy flumsy

Mr Clumsy Flumsy,
he is very very fat
He eats all his dinner
then eats the neighbor’s cat

He shits on his bed sheet
And snores like a storm
He Farts on Mrs. Flumsy
She wonders why it’s warm

Round very round
With his tummy very round
He wobbles and snobbles
And makes a funny sound

Never do they call him
To party and to dine
But dear Mr. Flumsy
Is always there in time.

Eating and snorting,
he gobbles all he can
For when he eats a pancake
he also eats the pan.